Thursday, March 31, 2016

More Ridiculousness

A word of wise warning, NEVER have a pity party during hunting season, it doesn't turn out well and Robin is NOT  laughing.

.......ok read this next part like Sargent Joe Friday from  Dragnet, remember???

Curtain opens:  It's hunting season, Saturday morning.

Stage left:  Cathy is sitting alone, Robin is MIA along with any other male specie with the last name of Chesser.  Alyrose and Wyatt are also out on an adventure.  It's quiet...... too quiet.  Danger is lurking in Cathy's mind.......a place of instability and mystery.  The thoughts start slow, then start running madly in all directions.  "Robin loves hunting more than me.......Cassidy and Dorian will be leaving soon for a military life and I'll be alone, Seth and Shannon are getting married and moving to the ranch and I'll be alone, Al and Wyatt will someday leave ( maybe sooner than anyone knows teehee) and I'll be alone, Caleb has already moved out and I'm alone and my baby Will will soon be grown and gone and I'll be alone, alone, alone. "                        

Dim the lights.

Stage right:  A tiny light is seen and begins to grow as Cathy's grey matter births a brilliant idea.  "A puppy, I need a puppy." and still further, "And I'm not going to ask Robin, I'll show him what happens when he leaves me to go hunting."

The curtain closes as Cathy races out to rescue a puppy, ignoring the whispers in her mind, "don't do it, don't do it."  Might that have been the Holy Spirit?
Bear today
How could i resist?  This is Bear


.......ok you can stop reading like Joe Friday now. 















 Along about the same time, Remington, Seth's big, fat overweight chocolate lab who recently got invited to live with Seth on the ranch, has been expelled from the ranch due to eating the specially made engagement cupcakes from the kitchen table.  ( a touchy subject for another day).                     Dog #2 arrives on the scene.

Remington and Wyatt 
Remington and Bear






















 Along, along about that same time, Caleb got a new job so he would be moving home for awhile.  Hip hip hooray, down with empty nesting.  But following close behind Caleb is the craziest blue healer pup you've ever met.  Enter dog #3, Bubba, the name says it all.  He is beautiful and sweet, just wild and crazy.
told ya, wild and crazy
who said dogs could get on my furniture?























Enter husband # 1 Robin, mad and not one bit amused at any of this tomfoolery (that means silly or foolish behavior).   that might describe me an itsy bitsy bit  
                            
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Thinking  back on that quiet Saturday morning I  sigh.....how did I go from that....to this...

From Me & My House to Me & My Zoo
Pantry Floor  




    5 adults

     one 7 year old

     3 dogs

     3 cats


I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world, what's a little smell and a grumpy husband????
 



But remember, laughter is good medicine and I have supplied ample doses to my neighbors who are probably peeking out of their windows at the crazy woman down the street.  I have often been seen picking up dog potty out of the neighbors yard in my best finery or chasing Bear down the street in the rain in my pajamas..... guess the dog obedience school hasn't kicked in yet.

 On a side note, did you know you can pay someone to come and pick up dog potty out of your yard?  Who would even want that job?

Well alright, until next time, keep laughing, its good medicine.

Cathy
ps,  we'll never be alone with Jesus Christ, AMEN?

1 comment:

  1. Oh, Marme, I warned you not to get any more animals. Thank you for the laughter though! Love you!

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